Why Doctor Oswald you are hilarious.
"We were forced into a room together for a chemistry test because the director wanted to get a feel for how we would get on, but there had been so many near attempts of us meeting and working together before, and we have so many mutual friends, that it felt right immediately.”
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
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“Anne would have a far greater influence upon her daughter than has long been supposed. Even at her young age, Elizabeth already resembled her, and she would grow to do so more strikingly as the years passed. She would also inherit some of her mother’s personal traits, notably tenacity, self-discipline, and charisma. Equally, there would be flashes of Anne’s cruelty and vindictiveness. But above all, it would be the example provided by Anne’s life—and in particular its end—that would prove her greatest legacy to Elizabeth. From this, her daughter learned not to trust expressions of love and devotion; she learned to guard her reputation fiercely; and she learned to be a self-reliant, political pragmatist. Anne had had qualities that would have made her a great queen, but she had also had a number of fatal flaws. It was in learning from both that Elizabeth was able to become the queen that her mother was never able to be.” — Tracy Borman - Elizabeth’s Women
942. Muggleborn girls sick of having to wear skirts all the time (it’s not that practical, especially when flying brooms or during DADA) start wearing trousers as part of their uniform. Halfbloods and purebloods start joining in soon after. Teacher’s eventually give up and make it part of the official uniform that you can wear trousers no matter the gender. Then some boys start wearing kilts.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
[gets 80%] HOW???????
855. When muggleborn students get irritated with their pureblood classmates for throwing around mostly wizard terms, they speak only in muggle pop culture references. Some of the Trekkies even speak in Klingon.
u might b sad u can’t meet ur internet friends bc they live far away but don’t worry friends we’ll all be able to meet each other in the depths of hell one day
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